Bad desi jokes

Because we are a blog of many facets. We collect desi jokes where the humor is based on word play. All contributions gratefully accepted.

1. What is the most well-informed polygon?

2. Why was the banana lonely?

3. What is the area of San Francisco with all the desi restaurants called?

4. What English word can be represented as gtttt?

5. What do you call a newly elected Bengali politician?





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Answers

1. The square. Because he had naal-edge.

2. Because he was a kela.

3. The Tandoor-loin.

4. Oru-g-naalu-t.

5. Fresh off the bhote.